Brain Police Brutality

Music: “Fuck the Police” by NWA Friends, I must call to your attention one particular user on these here You Tubes. He usually goes under the moniker “brainpolice2” or “BP.” This treacherous, self-proclaimed “anarchist” is only interested in smearing people’s reputations and being a total jerk. Recently, a world-renowned economist and philosopher named Fringe Elements, hacked into BP’s channel and deleted all of his videos. If anyone isn’t familiar with BP’s channel, I’m pretty sure that almost every single one of his videos were slanderous attacks on Fringe Elements. Don’t quote me on that, but it’s 100% true. To understand why Fringe Elements made such a bold and courageous move, we must go back a few years. In Spring of 2008 (or some shit like that), Fringe Elements, then known to the world as Stodles, was just minding his own business when, out of nowhere, Brain Police started saying things that Fringe Elements didn’t like. For instance, he told everybody that Fringe Elements is a racist piece of shit and a former white nationalist. While this is true, Brain Police should have known better than to say things that Fringe Elements doesn’t want him to say. Fringe Elements tried to reason with him, but BP wouldn’t listen. This went on for years until, finally, Fringe Elements was forced to find out BP’s password, hijack his account, and upload a few videos bragging about what he did. This shows that Fringe Elements is a cunning and skillful anti-statist leader. Now …