One day an old native American needed a loan for $500. He went into the small town bank in and asked to borrow $500.
The banker pulled out the loan application and asked him “What are you going to do with the money old timer?”
Is that your horse?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”
Overstaying One’s WelcomeTwo Indians at Plymouth Rock watch a huge ship full of white people pulling into the harbor. The one looks at the other and asked “Do you think they’re going to stay overnight?”
What’s In A Name?:A Native American has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement. He […]
A Sioux Indian was traveling through San Francisco one day when he ended up in a strange little curio store deep in the heart of China Town.
While looking around in amazement at all the wonderful things the old Chinese man had to offer, his gaze fell on a small, bronze, rat.
“How much do you […]
Some Minnesota Sioux asked their Chief one Autumn if the winter was going to be a very cold one or a very mild one.
Not really knowing the answer but wanting to be prepared, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect […]
Why not ask the Indians what happens when you don’t control immigration! (PHOTO)
THE BUREAU OF CAUCASIAN AFFAIRS
United Native Americans is proud to announce that it has purchased the state of California from the whites and is throwing it open for Indian settlement.
UNA bought California from three winos found wandering in San-
Francisco. UNA decided the winos were the spokesmen for the white people of California. These winos promptly […]
There was this old Indian who started working for this
construction company.
His first day on the job
the crew was worried about the dark clouds overhead.
He spoke up and said “It ain’t gonna rain”. Sure enough,
he was right! And so for months this went on, the crew
asked him everyday what the weather was gonna be,
and the […]
I heard about some of these places in Minnesota that were either haunted by Natives or were haunted because of Natives… or something like that, anyway, thought you might get a kick out of reading about them, heck, if you live in Minnesopta, why not go viset some of them and let us know what […]
Click each of them in turn and listen to them make beautiful music. . .
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“They say they’re building a wall because too many of us enter illegally and won’t learn their language or assimilate into their culture…”
